All the Beauty You’ll Ever Need

May you be 20 years old, 50 years old, 200 years old, 200000 years old, you brigde the connection between the uncommunicable.

May you be from a different country, speak a different dialect, you bring peace and harmony.

You in particular is remembered even after when I turn to dust.

You in particular have an everlasting life span.

The language of love. Food for love. Bringing love.

 

 

 

 

~~signing off

Pleasing

In order to pleASSe the component members of the UMNO, MCA, MIC, PAS and also Anwar, oh yeah, and also the kampung folks, we have thus step backwards in mankind. BACKWARDS! Well, my dearest country’s deputy prime minister has just got a big NO from me for the next general elections for reverting Maths and Science back to malay. I shall make sure i will vote for the opposition. But the opposition is no big deal either. I don’t know what has gotten into Anwar’s head as well. Someone should give him a “banging” in the head, not in his rear. Why champion for the two most important subjects to be taught in Malay dear Anwar sir? You want to gain popularity from the Malays please use a better way. Malays also object to the language switch. As for DPM, rural folks don’t know a thing about progress, so pls single them out and leave them where they are, farming. They handle their sector, agriculture, we handle ours, business and enterprising. Dr M, you have my support. Our DPM is doing what people call, polishing apples. In hokkien,,,,,, Por Lampah!

Our kids future less important compared to:

• Gaining votes
• Pleasing people
• Language championing
• Rural people
• Whatever the hell that fat guy with moustache said on TV. Wait, what’s his name again?haha.

Dissapointed. I shall send my children overseas next time if it does not change. MALAYSIA BOLEH….undur.

~~signing off

Fire Cadenza

Shit

It was a sunny day in the bank.

“What the hell is this shit? Such a long line.” said the husband. “Yea, it’s shit.” said the wife. “Those shitty management, can’t they open more counters? Can’t they see a bee-line here?” husband. Husband takes a line ticket. Wife comments, “What’s the number?”. “1571. Now it’s only 1540. Aww, it’s shit.” husband. “Yea, we came to pay our shit bills, find a parking at this shit area, skip our lunch, take a shit ticket now we have to tolerate with this shit.” wife. Me..(looking with eyes wide open). They complement each other seriously. The Yin and the Yang. East and the West. The lock and key. Winnie and the Pooh. Blood and Iron. Transformers and all spark.

What i was surprised of was not their language, but how shit was used. Shit can be used in everyway the speaker desires. Shit it’s cold. Hot as shit. Food taste like shit. Shit that’s good. Who’s that shit? Fucking shit. Shit you’re kidding me. Shit man..(slang). Shit la you. Dumb shit. Shit service. Shit people. Jam like shit. etc etc.

I can just picture that couple on their wedding day. “You bought me this shit ring? You shit head.” “What you expect?” “I expected a bigger shit diamond. Mom, i married a shit husband.” Husband dumbfounded. In his head “Shit i married the wrong one too.” haha

Ever wonder why a body excretion has blended into our language so conveniently these days? No matter old or young, rain or shine. Can you prevent yourself from saying shit for a day?

Shit, you can’t.

~~signing off

Turning on

Been hanging out much lately. In less than 2 weeks, I have visited so many places. K.O. Courts, Pyramid (thrice), OU, Curve, Soho, Karaoke, Yuen’s, Bangsar Village, Parade, Carrefour, Outback, Midvalley, Gardens, Centro, Bukit Raja, BBT, SS2, Berkley, USJ, Summit, mamak,  Station 1, SA Club and a handful of movies with entirely different groups of people. Everything that has to be caught up has been caught up. Work, life, uni, family, kids bla bla bla etc etc. The youngest group i hang out with are my pharmacy coursemates. Celebrated 2 birthdays of theirs recently at Yuen’s. I find that i’m an odd fuck there. No common topics to talk about except to poke fun of people. Nonetheless, they are sort of like an odd small family who will be together for years to come and I’m trying to tag in along. Anyway, I have my own backyard has to be taken care off too. you turn me on.

Makes Me Wonder

When things dissapear, you wonder was it hiding, wondering where did it go.

When things dissapear, you wonder why dissapear now, wish it isn’t so.

When things dissapear, you wonder who took it, why take it?

When things dissapear, you wonder what happened to it, so be it.

Crank THAT!

Before you even dare to leave this page, click play and listennnnnnnn to that drum roll that will melt your brain.

GOD LIKE.

~~signing off

Tears Of Joy

Passing of a phenomena. Dancing to your songs, lip sync-ing together and all those happy childhood memories. A huge loss to the music industry and also the world. Through your songs, i know that i’m not alone. You changed my life, thank you. Rest in peace.

~~signing off