If i were in a cavalry right now, my horses would be dead. As a knight, me horses i think would be smelly for not showering/grooming, they would be hungry, getting diseases, all in the name of procrastination. I think my king would behead me too if he were to find out i slept with his queen. My soldiers would be gambling in the sty with horsemen and pigs would be running wild. Prostitutes would roam free in my coveted state. And finally, my people would suffer in agony. Rum would be poured like water, food is helter skelter, children would have no shelter. Enemies would be closing in. My comrades would file me sin. Help would not come my way anymore and i would also lose my armor and my King. Beware….. that’s my state of agony in my Cavalry.

~~signing off.

As i’m writing this now, 3 hours or so ago, an Indonesian domestic maid has died. Abused, tied up, beaten and locked in the toilet for 2 days with her hands tied to her feet. http://malaysiakini.com/news/115880.

This is not the first case but for a death to occur it’s the first few and it’s very serious. A wound was so deep that the bone was visible. Her face practically swell like watermelons. For GOD”S sake, what is the problem with these people????

I feel ashamed to see my Indonesian friends when we go out now.

I feel ashamed to carry the Malaysian title when i visit Indonesia next time around.

I have a domestic helper who is of Indonesian origin too but she’s given the outmost humanity priorities by me and my family.

I do hope that laws for foreign domestic worker, which had been planned but never done, will be erected soon to punish these SON OF A BITCHES who dare call themselves Malaysians.

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I’m baacck! Well, for now.haha. I went for rock climbing at Dusun Eco Park Pahang last Saturday and Sunday.

I was the highest! wooooo! even Danial can’t make it. I reached the TOP.muahahaha.

And went for obstacle courses, jungle trekking, sang songs, swam, watched Bruno (Mario’s favourite).

Everyone positioning themselves for Bruno. Mario’s so excited and keeps adjusting the TV volume.

I don’t know why i’m doing that face. haha.

My 5th Family. haha. I”m at the back. Look at all their gigantic faces……haha.

A lot more photos to post up, my Krabi trip, the elephants in Thailand, solo elephant trekking, sunset at Krabi beach, the cat at Bentong………etc etc. Lazy. Maybe later, got to resize and all.

Someone’s back in KL…..haha.

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Malaysia will be celebrating it’s 52nd birthday anytime in 15 minutes. What can i say. Overwhelmed that god has bestowed this country for me to live and take shelter in. If it wasn’t for this country, i would not have my grandparents coming down from various parts of the world settling down to find income. Then i would not have my parents and then in the end i would not have ME. I would probably be in an oriental part of asia, being a Disc Jockey or some hypermarket janitor somewhere.haha.

My beloved country brought me lots of stuff. My first walk, my first friend, my first kiss, my first love, my first car, my school, my house, my pets, my piano, my first handphone, my first school friend, my first crush, my first gift, my first giving gift, my first cartoon, my first computer, my first shoes, my first camera, my first watch, my first trophy, my first certificate, my first TV appearance, my first newspaper appearance, my first win, my first loss, my favourite food………

It may be argued that it’s because i seek them thus these things appear but without this country, all these would not be seeked in the first place. We live in harmony as we are able to give and take in this country. We live in harmony because we respect each other. We live in harmony because we unite against evil. Be reminded again that we are not distinguished by races but all races in one. MALAYSIAN.

With this, I like to remind all fellow friends to please love your country as it is and stop complaining and comparing with others.

Happy Birthday Malaysia. 52 years is just a stepping stone. I’ll live till 100 to see you prosper.

MERDEKA!

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fa faaaaaaaaaaaaa fa faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa faaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wooo woooooo wo wo wo wo wooooooo haaaa haa haaa wooooo faaa faaa

la di da la di da la di da la di da la di da da da da da

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
[you got to view the whole video to understand]

Vitas

He really good, vocally.

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Nothing more can be said about the outrage of the people towards the government. Nobody in their sane mind would want to stay on at the area where they were mentally tortured for the day. On 15th July 2009, the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) took Teoh into custody for questioning about allegations of corruption, and he never came out alive again. Teoh was found dead the next morning on the rooftop of a building adjacent to the MACC offices. Brother Teoh had been planning to register his marriage with his (2 year) girlfriend the day following his death. A photo shoot on the same day, followed by a honeymoon and wedding reception in October had also been planned. Which part of that tells you he opted suicide?

The one I pity for is the young one inside his girlfriend’s womb. 2 months pregnant and looking forward to having a happy family in the future, bam!, he’s dead. We Malaysians owe you an apology brother Teoh for voting in this double standard government. May you rest in peace. Please click this link http://justiceforbenghock.blogspot.com/2009/07/fiancees-tribute-to-beng-hock-in.html and read the tribute by his future(which would never happen now) wife. Justice for Beng Hock.

I sincerely pity his wife. I feel her heart wrench. She would never see her loved one ever again. 7 months from now, her heart would wrench again. Looking at her young, memories of Teoh will naturally bring tears to her eyes. The kid would learn that his/her father has never returned after entering that demonised building. The kid would ponder what would it be like if daddy would still be alive. But she is brave to bear this child on her own. Hats off to you.

Even if justice is found, it would never ever replace him back. Prevent this my fellow Malaysians. You can make a difference.

Damn those who ruined this family.

Rest in peace Teoh Beng Hock. Your death will enlighten the nation.

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Liszt’s 2nd rhapsody. It should be familiar to ears.

Spinnerlied, Mendelssohn. Feeling of high and ecstacy.

High octane movement. Liszt Grand Galop Chromatique.

My most favourite of all. Rachmaninoff, Prelude in g minor, opus. 23 #5. You can just listen to this song over and over and over again and feel good. Mix with tango and anthem styles. Plus a lil march and tune here and there. This song just blows your mind away. I love the ending. Cheeky. Wooooooooooooooooooo!

La Ci Darem, Chopin. Happiness and lively.

Concerto of Tchaikovsky. Should be familiar to ears too.

Currently one of the most celebrated pianist in the world.

Valentina Lisitsa

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May you be 20 years old, 50 years old, 200 years old, 200000 years old, you brigde the connection between the uncommunicable.

May you be from a different country, speak a different dialect, you bring peace and harmony.

You in particular is remembered even after when I turn to dust.

You in particular have an everlasting life span.

The language of love. Food for love. Bringing love.

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In order to pleASSe the component members of the UMNO, MCA, MIC, PAS and also Anwar, oh yeah, and also the kampung folks, we have thus step backwards in mankind. BACKWARDS! Well, my dearest country’s deputy prime minister has just got a big NO from me for the next general elections for reverting Maths and Science back to malay. I shall make sure i will vote for the opposition. But the opposition is no big deal either. I don’t know what has gotten into Anwar’s head as well. Someone should give him a “banging” in the head, not in his rear. Why champion for the two most important subjects to be taught in Malay dear Anwar sir? You want to gain popularity from the Malays please use a better way. Malays also object to the language switch. As for DPM, rural folks don’t know a thing about progress, so pls single them out and leave them where they are, farming. They handle their sector, agriculture, we handle ours, business and enterprising. Dr M, you have my support. Our DPM is doing what people call, polishing apples. In hokkien,,,,,, Por Lampah!

Our kids future less important compared to:

• Gaining votes
• Pleasing people
• Language championing
• Rural people
• Whatever the hell that fat guy with moustache said on TV. Wait, what’s his name again?haha.

Dissapointed. I shall send my children overseas next time if it does not change. MALAYSIA BOLEH….undur.

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It was a sunny day in the bank.

“What the hell is this shit? Such a long line.” said the husband. “Yea, it’s shit.” said the wife. “Those shitty management, can’t they open more counters? Can’t they see a bee-line here?” husband. Husband takes a line ticket. Wife comments, “What’s the number?”. “1571. Now it’s only 1540. Aww, it’s shit.” husband. “Yea, we came to pay our shit bills, find a parking at this shit area, skip our lunch, take a shit ticket now we have to tolerate with this shit.” wife. Me..(looking with eyes wide open). They complement each other seriously. The Yin and the Yang. East and the West. The lock and key. Winnie and the Pooh. Blood and Iron. Transformers and all spark.

What i was surprised of was not their language, but how shit was used. Shit can be used in everyway the speaker desires. Shit it’s cold. Hot as shit. Food taste like shit. Shit that’s good. Who’s that shit? Fucking shit. Shit you’re kidding me. Shit man..(slang). Shit la you. Dumb shit. Shit service. Shit people. Jam like shit. etc etc.

I can just picture that couple on their wedding day. “You bought me this shit ring? You shit head.” “What you expect?” “I expected a bigger shit diamond. Mom, i married a shit husband.” Husband dumbfounded. In his head “Shit i married the wrong one too.” haha

Ever wonder why a body excretion has blended into our language so conveniently these days? No matter old or young, rain or shine. Can you prevent yourself from saying shit for a day?

Shit, you can’t.

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Been hanging out much lately. In less than 2 weeks, I have visited so many places. K.O. Courts, Pyramid (thrice), OU, Curve, Soho, Karaoke, Yuen’s, Bangsar Village, Parade, Carrefour, Outback, Midvalley, Gardens, Centro, Bukit Raja, BBT, SS2, Berkley, USJ, Summit, mamak,  Station 1, SA Club and a handful of movies with entirely different groups of people. Everything that has to be caught up has been caught up. Work, life, uni, family, kids bla bla bla etc etc. The youngest group i hang out with are my pharmacy coursemates. Celebrated 2 birthdays of theirs recently at Yuen’s. I find that i’m an odd fuck there. No common topics to talk about except to poke fun of people. Nonetheless, they are sort of like an odd small family who will be together for years to come and I’m trying to tag in along. Anyway, I have my own backyard has to be taken care off too. you turn me on.

When things dissapear, you wonder was it hiding, wondering where did it go.

When things dissapear, you wonder why dissapear now, wish it isn’t so.

When things dissapear, you wonder who took it, why take it?

When things dissapear, you wonder what happened to it, so be it.

Before you even dare to leave this page, click play and listennnnnnnn to that drum roll that will melt your brain.

GOD LIKE.

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Passing of a phenomena. Dancing to your songs, lip sync-ing together and all those happy childhood memories. A huge loss to the music industry and also the world. Through your songs, i know that i’m not alone. You changed my life, thank you. Rest in peace.

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La Campanella (Little Bells), also known as Etude in B Minor,  is one of the world’s most difficult classical pieces to play alongside Caprice A Minor,(Paganini) and L’Alouette,(Glinka). Composed by Niccolò Paganini (October 27, 1782 – May 27, 1840), this song was composed for violin and viola purposes. Franz Liszt, also known as the pianist of Paganini, rearranged the piece for piano later in the 19th century.

Anyway, being able to play this magical piece gives you a sense of satisfaction. Paganini as a virtuoso is much celebrated for his composed pieces which are still played today. Only a handful of people in the world can play this through piano and is arguably the most difficult pieces of all time. In violin, it also covers a vast skill of fingering techniques from intonation to bowing to pizzicato.

Violin Version:

Piano Version:

I can’t even finish the 1st page without littile mistakes here and there let alone the last page. haha.

~~signing off

Chelsea has a new coach. Finally… I hope Kaka will come over, this will boost Drogba with Lampard beside. And we won the FA Cup! Muahahaha.

Okay, anyway, i’m feeling the bite now. What goes around comes around. Shouldn’t have done it in the first place.

Music seems dull these few days, The Lark, a piece which i’m working on composed by Glinka, seems to be impossible to play from page 3 onwards, but if Ami can play it, so can I. (chest thumping)lol.

I have this friend who loves to talk big… So to you, go fuck yourself.

I do, i don’t, i do, i don’t, i do, i don’t, i do, i don’t, i do, i don’t, i do, i don’t, i do, i don’t, i do. (There goes all the petals)

I might.. I may.. What the heck am i Talking about??? I don’t!

Wait.. Actually I DO.

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I might say i love to intimidate people. Who doesn’t??? The feel of superiority and power that comes with intimidation gives a euphoric and “high” feeling.(at least to me). Recently, a friend of mine was intimidated. I could do nothing about it because it’s verbal intimidation between a woman and another woman which a man best not interfere. So, i adviced to ignore the particular and just carry on with studies. But women (not all women) just love to gossip and spread rumours. So i suggested to confront her and work things out. Long story cut short, case solved with each hating the other in the end. That brings me to todays post, what should we do in case of an intimidation????

1. Discontinue making friends with that person.
2. Discontinue all communication with that SOB/DOB.
3. Intimidate him or her back.
4. If step 3 fails, gather a large group of people to intimidate him or her. Best in car park and bathroom.
5. Show off financially.
6. Show off physically.
7. Look him/her down. Whack him up if needed.  OR 
8. Smile. Take it as a challenge, and reply “You’re not that perfect (either). So fuck off.” Step 8 is the best and safest of all.

The smile and play nice ways of resolving matters don’t work  no more in the the outside world unlike school times. Regarding how you hate to be intimidated, don’t intimidate people then (in the first place) as you know how it feels. For me, step 3 and 4 is the best!haha.

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To all of you Malaysians, who don’t know how to line up and buy items and don’t have the courtesy to let kids go first, if you are reading or not reading this post, this is a big FUCK YOU!!! (Especially those of who stop in the Simpang Pulai R’nR’)

My case 1 : I was lining up to buy a drink at the R’nR’ in Simpang Pulai, suddenly one BTC paria MF came and just stuff the money at the cashier’s face. But nobody in the line told this fucker off. So i went and told this uncle off. “Uncle, everyone here line up to buy but you just cut in, nobody here likes it..” then he show me that puki face that says you think i give a fuck… then the stupid cashier must go and take the money while i’m talking to him. Then soon he left, next was the kid in front of me then another guy in helmet just sort of ignored the kid and just cut in and drop the money and left. WTF is happening to the moral census of Malaysians today??

Case 2 : Driving up Cameron Highlands after the RnR, every car jammed up the road up to Brinchang, one lane up and one lane down suddenly became 3 lane up and no lane down. Causing massive jam. It’s because this joker who took the first step in using the other lane, all Malaysian drivers tend to follow. No cars can go up because it’s jammed, no cars can go down because it’s stucked. Kudos to those who actually lined up.

Sigh……………. Anyway, enjoying the fresh cold air here while doing my work.

~~signing off

Over One Million Views, 4000 over comments, 7000 over ratings. One milestone achieved, time for a celebration! Toast to all my fans & subscribers!

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Was studying for some time and this commercial actually made my day. Insurance CM and that guy is actually speaking Teochew. Haha.

I know, i know, have been missing a while. I actually have drafted a few blogs but something went hay-wire with wordpress and my blogs are all messed up, pissed, din bother to modify, deleted it. Anyway, was having my uni sem break and i went with the Klang AFS for school road shows. I actually covered 7 schools while the rest(other volunteers) i dunno. And exam on a particular unit is on the way so been reading up thus no time for night outs. Only went for Alexis with my “bro” Steph and friends as the Jazz-ist from US came to perform, Joye Carter. Great night. There was a road block though when we left, around 2am before the SMART Tunnel entrance in KL, pulled that through.haha.

New week starts again tomorrow, ikkitaikunai na…

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I missed my performance last week.
Organizers pissed.
My bad, my bad.
Can’t go along to Fraser’s, Friday till Sunday, (Class on Friday), Colin got to go.
Electric piano limited in Malaysia, wanna buy ; NA.

Lucky CT was there to fill the boredom, LIVE SESSION! woot….

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So, my trip to Korea has ended, so has my trip to Indonesia. Time flies, seriously. The thought of packing and planning what to do for the trip was like two hours ago and now i’m back from 2 countries already. Korea was not bad actually. My family plus Mr.Ng’s family, (my insurance guy) which is also my father’s friend. Korean chics are WOOT! How to compare with our girls i tell you. I mean lots of people say it’s make up that make the Korean and Japanese girls cute but deep down inside, they actually love it. Make up actually make girls look way hotter and i would definately dig one who uses them. Anyway, here are some photos.

I wonder what it says. “No sliding front-wards, do it backwards.”lol

The lion and his Wive and Concubines……:)

This bear is doing a trick for a treat. The driver in bus mambled something in korean.

Outback Restaurant. Highclass chain restaurant. Had this one night for dinner in Itaewon. Jam pack. Must book but worth it. Sorry i did not take pictures of the dishes because as it was serving us SOME people already started eating.lol

Some palace…..

Do i look stupid? Or is it the winter wear?

Indonesian Candi. Candi Prambanan i think.

This Menu is just fabulous.lol.

In conclusion, both countries was actually not bad. Indonesia  might be a bit smelly but all’s well.

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1. My dog was castrated not by his own will.(my mom insisted)

2. His ball-sack(scrotum) got agitated, swollen. Like 2 apples. Seriously.

3. The doctor says its ok but it sure doesn’t look ok to me.

4. My friend who owes me money, is giving me a hard time. When they wanna borrow money, they say all kinds of bullshit, “I sure return you, don’t worry..bla bla bla” now when you want it back they are like bullshit and say “I’ll try my best.”

5. My car battery died out of nowhere at the wrong place at the wrong time.

6. Money diminishing for spending too much.lol.

Anyway, went to Batu Caves for Thaipusam. Waiting for the photos so i can upload it.

When the going gets tough, treat it like sex. Fuck it.

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Finally you have come to your senses and ALLOW Rihanna to perform here. Good job for being able to differentiate between entertainment and sex.. PAS is always too free to protest here and there about petty issues, get a life you people, help by teaching not DEMONSTRATING.

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When i was in highschool, dating was a subject not to be messed with. Both my parents kept insisting on STUDY STUDY STUDY first, girls later. Of course i did not give a shit about them, i went on dating and going out with girls anyway, it was just kept a secret.

NOW, i’m in my university years but i happen to NOT have a girlfriend, single. A few flings here and there but not one that lasts long enough to bring home to see my folks. Few family friend’s sons and daughters have already been bringing back their companion so we tend to meet up during gatherings. And SOME PEOPLE have just got to ask….

No girlfriend yet ah? Ho mia jo lao peh liao loh….. 

Ho mia jo lao peh liao loh basically means that if you’re rich, you would be a father by now, in Hokkien.

Then my dad will ask, no girlfriend yet? Why you break up with the previous one? See now alone. And i explained to him probably the 30th time why already. Now they want me to get a girlfriend and bring her home. WTF right?lol.

~signing off

Saw this on Steph’s facebook, can’t help to NOT post this.

From left, Steph, Me, Nat, Sanaz, Vahid.
Group Photo!
Melaka summer trip! This was before Cambodia btw.

Been back from my recent charity-tour trip to Cambodia. It was fucking awesome. You get to know the REAL difference between the 3rd world and 1st world nations. Here are some facts you got to know about cambodia.

FACT List:

1. Capital: Phnom Penh
2. Majority (99.9%)  of roads are made of clay and sand. No tar. Serious.
3. Chicken meat is blackish for some reason.
4. Water is dreadful. Teh tarik looks even clearer.
5. People are really honest and sincere, unlike China where people want to cheat your money all the time.
6. US currency is favoured over Riel (Cambodian currency).
7. Everything there cost only 1 to 4 US dollars.
8. Body massage there suck a bit compared to Thailand.
9. Angkor Wat is really gorgeous and big.
10. Angkor Wat took 300 years to build.
11. Lots of fake goods.
12. Food there is hopeless but you still got to try new stuff.
13. They really respect Malaysians.
14. 96% of Cambodia have never left the country.
15. 60% have never left the province.
16. 30% have never left the town.
17. 70% got no internet and pc services.
18. 80% of businesses are owned by Chinese from China, Malaysia and Singapore.
19. Streets there got no lights.
20. Highways are like Malaysian village roads.
21. Village roads are like shit.
22. No lights on highways either.
23. Bullock carts are seen on highways and at night it’s really dangerous.
24. Motocyclists are not obliged to wear helmets.
25. Drivers there are on the left side like the US.

My Hotel

Most of their toilets are liddat : 2 malfunction, one usable.

Kid is fishing villages, Natthan and I

I did not plan to look like this.

Giving the kids food and clothes

Fishing village children

Our driver at the right hand corner.

Me and the kids. I know, hard to believe eh… Me? Doing charity? haha.

Village on the lake. Fishing village of Tonle Sap lake.

Overall, it was great. YOU should try!

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